Jokes to share this Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan should not be a bad full of pressure on what to gift and what so ever. And that is why we have jokes for you. Send them to your friends and family and relief that pile of tensions you have been carrying around for days. Do follow us on Facebook and feedbacks are always welcomed.

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1)

naa papa ki maar say

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naamaakifatkar say

naajutookeibochaar say

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tumharejese log

sudhrengayrakshyabandhanki

tehwar say

2)

hamne patta eek ladkiyo hsochahamarilotery laagai

datepebolayamilnekotoh ! hai re futtikismat

worakhibadhkechaligae

3)

dont worry if she didn’t wish u on friendship day

I think wopagli “rakshabandan” ka wait kaarrahi hog

4)

Rakhi is the only day when girls run behind boys

 

5) lifekasabsebada confusion ka din kaunsahoga?

socho…

socho…

nahimaloom……?

jis din rakhshyabandanaur friendship day sathpadega!!!

Rakhi Jokes

Rakhi

 

6)

raju: bhai wo dekhaajkalmujhse wo acche se baatkarrahihai.

ranchoo: pagal block karrakshyabandanaanewalahain.

 

7)

HAPPY “underground day” to all my bros. #rakhsyabandan#

 

8)

Dekhpagli mere baare me jyada mat sochana….

me #valentine par aatahu, #rakhi par nahi!!

 

9)

ladkiyoo! mujhpeekessankarna. kimujhepe koi rakhimaatdalna.

 

10)

parents be like… ajakatiotaktalairakhibadhis

me: 2 ta line haanaelai

parents: jaama 2 ta , sharmajeekochori le ta 4 otalaibadhi re.

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parents be like… ajakatiotaktalairakhibadhis

me: 2 ta line haanaelai

parents: jaama 2 ta , sharmajeekochori le ta 4 otalaibadhi re.

 

11)

kaunkambakhtbardaashtkarnekopetahai? maintohpeetahoonke bas rakhika din nikaljaae.

 

12)

jalikoaagkhetehain, bujhikoraakhkhetehain,

jissepehenkeladkokaummidtutteushaerakhikhetehain.

 

13)

uska to nabaad luck hi kharabhai…jiske crush ushaerakhipehenajae.

 

14)

kabhikabhikuchjetnekeliyekuchharnabhipadtahai.. aurhaarkerjeetnay wale kobestukhetehain. #kuro#rakshyabandan

 

15)

Life is full of irony. A guy waits for Valentine’s Day to purpose a girl. And she bro zones him in rakhi.

 

16)

“Winter is coming” makes man on their toes. ” aajrakhihai” makes man to run.

Rakhi Jokes

Rakhi

 

17)

Sis: bhaibhaiiss bar rakhi me mujheiphone 8 dena.

bhai: paar mere pass to itne paisa nahi he

Sis: Paisa nahihae to koi baatnahi….kidney bhichalegi.

 

18)

ram: volirakhibandantanabxayar

shyam: k vo ta dhukka le hid…rakhilagaenibandae

ram: hait…rakhibanae ta bahinivaihalyoni…afno rani banauneraharxa

Shyam: thukapakhey…. Bestukojawana ma niestokuragarxas….pailasathianibhai..anibestu…sakigoniani

 

19)

nabaapki maar saenaa ma kiaasu se…bandadartahaetohrakhikiahat se

20)

ketaharuespali chai dhukka le rakhi ma nihidxan……rakhilagaera k vo ta.. bistarai promotion. vaihalxa…bhaianibestfriendanibestu.achel ta bestukojawanaxa

21)

say no to male harrashment..rahikonaam ma .jabardastirakhilaidinapaidainapaidaina

22)

girl: wana hear a joke

Boy: sure

girl: knock knock

boy: who’s there?

girl: rakhi

boy: rakhi for who?

girl: for  you

 

23)Harladkitereliyebekarar H

Harladkikoteraintzar H

Ye tera koi kamaalnahi,

buskuch din baad…..

 

23)

“RAAKHI” katyohaar he

Uskahusngayakaleja cheer,

Nayano se barbaschhutaekteer

Vomuskraai :), paasaaiboli,

Rakhi Bandh waale mere veer.

24)

HarGaliPhulo Se SajRakhi Hai,

HarChokPrLadkiyaBithaRakhi Hai,

Jane KisGali Se GuzrengeAaP,

HarLadki  Hath Me RakhiThamaRakhihai…

 

25)

Agar aapko koi bhianjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use nakholeusme…

RAKHI ho saktihaiApkijarasilaparvahiapko Bhai banasakti Hai..

Janhitmaijari ………guys be careful with girls…….

26)

Saawankamausamtha

Poonam kiraatthi

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Mein uskepaastha

Woh mere karibthi

Phirwoh mere paasaayi

Aurthodisighabraayi

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Jab maineuskahaathpakada

Tohwohthodisisharmaayi

Usnekahaaaj hum

Aisebandhanmein bandh jaaye

Jiseduniyaki

Koi taakatnatodpaaye

***

Meri khushikaandaaza

Laganamushkiltha

Par iskeaagejohua

Wohbatanabhimushkiltha

***

Usnemerahaath

Haathomeinlekarkaha

Yehtohjanamjanmo

Kabandhanhai

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Phirmujheyaadaaya

WohSaawankamausam

Wohpoonamkiraat

Yeh to RakshaBandhanhai!

 

27)

Girl: Hello raju mere pyarebhai.

raju: me kisikabhainahihoon ha… teratohbelkulnahi

girl: raju! menetujhekalrakhidithi. esletumerabhaihogayahae.

raju: essathodihotahai….kalmeitujhemangal sutra dungatohkyatumeribiwihojaegi .

 

28) who is mahatma Gandhi?

He is the one who has helped munnabhai to impress his girlfriend .

29)  when me and my sister is fighting, my weapon is the hand and her weapon is always the nails. Then, I get bruised, she always says” I barely touched you”

30) all the girls call me mentioning as brother or bhai but my own sister never calls me that, she directly takes my name as a prisoner.

types of Rakhi Design for brother sister festival

types of Rakhi Design for brother sister festival

31) Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, his sister, frustrated asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Pappu replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet mother and daddy, my mother doesn’t like them.” His sister thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution. Just find a girl who’s just like our mother.” A few months later, they meet again and his sister says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did mother like her?” With a frown on his face, Pappu answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like mother. You were right, our mother liked her very much.” The sister said, “Then what’s the problem?” Pappu replied, “Now our father doesn’t like her.”

32)

Pappu rings a call to his sister and complaining about his Internet.

Pappu: My internet is not working properly.

Sister: Ok, Double click on “My computer”

Pappu: I am sorry to say but I can’t see your computer.

Sister: I said, click on “My computer” on your computer.

Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer, are you kidding me sister?

Sister: Listen brother pappu, There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer. Ok double click on it.

Pappu: What is your computer doing on my computer..?

Sister: Please Double click on your computer.

Pappu: On which Icon I’ve to click.

Sister: I already said my Computer.

Pappu: you are making me angry now sister. Can you stop doing this and fix my computer? I have really important thing to do.

Sister: leave me, you are a fool

Pappu: Tell me where is your office. I’ll come there and click on your “Computer.”?

Sister hangs up the fon.

33)Johny, the brother met up with his sister pooja and told her that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Pooja for advise on how he should proceed! Pooja said, “Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal.” Johny liked the idea, so he followed Pooja’s advice and invited her. Next day after the dinner Pooja called Johny and asked him how the home-cooked dinner went. Johny cried, “It was a complete flop.” Pooja asked, “Why? Didn’t the girl come to our house?” Johny replied, “She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!”

34)

Sister: What kind of Wife would you like Aditya?

Aditya: I would want a spouse like the moon.

Sister: What a choice… So you want her to be Nonchalant& Calm like the moon?

Aditya: No, no sister

Sister: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?

Aditya: No, not at all

Sister: Oh, so you want her to be fair and Beautiful like the moon?

Aditya: No, no. I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning. Sister fainted.

 

35 ) life kasabsebada confusion ka din kaunsahoga?

socho…

socho…

nahimaloom……?

jis din rakhshyabandanaur friendship day sathpadega!!!

Jokes

36) Girl: Hello ravi mere pyarebhai.

ravi: me kisikabhainahihoon ha… teratohbelkulnahi

girl: ravi! mene tujhe kal rakhi dithi. esle tumera bhai hogayahae.

ravi: essa thodi hota hai….kal meitujhe mangal sutra dunga toh kyatu meri biwi hojaegi .

Article by Susan Basel

 

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